winter camp

some pictures

2007-06-28T13:10:00.000+12:00

We got internet on the boat now that we're in the drydock. With internet comes these pictures (click through for more):

weather tricks

2007-06-26T01:29:00.000+12:00

Yesterday I needed a breather so I went up on the top deck. It's got a
number (like 05 or something) but I don't know it. It's the one that's
large and flat and outside at the same level as the bridge. We have an
open bridge here and can go up there whenever which rules because it's
got a good view. I'd rather be outside though, most of the time. I stood
up there and looked out. We've been out in the real water for a day and
half now. Rolling swells and no sign of land. Off the starboard side
(the right, the east) the sky grew darker to the distance and the
horizon was obscured by rainshadow. The weather did a knockout thing: it
created the most perfect and complete rainbow I've ever seen. It grew
out of the sea in the middle distance, which means I could see where it
hit the water and it even sort of reflected down into it for a bit. Then
it made a complete arch -- a full half circle and came down into the
water on the other side. Again, in the middle distance. It was bright as
fuck and even slightly doubled: mirrored like, with a faint echo of
itself back and to the left. I stood up there looking at it till it went
away, like 45 minutes or so.

Today I went up there and just stared off over the sea for a while. A
group of sea birds were swooping back and forth and all around the ship.
Some gulls I think, some petrels and a couple albatrosses (albatross?
albatri? albatrothe?) sailing and gliding over the waves. They just go
and go and go and never have to flap. They're supposed to be good luck,
unless you shoot one, which I didn't. There's something captivating and
beautiful to me about an expanse of water as far as can be seen in every
direction. Lonely and sad but also full and present and important. We're
in port tomorrow and we're supposed to be completely in the drydock by
tomorrow night around 8. I guess it's like this huge sort of box that
the boat goes into and then they close a gate behind the boat and suck
all the water out. Then it settles down on blocks and they get to work.
We get to run around town too if we want when we're off. That's good cuz
I was a little worried we'd be stuck on the ship. It's weird being on a
ship. It's like a house with less decoration and more noise that moves
around on its own. I haven't been sleeping very well the last couple of
nights. Sometimes lying in my bunk it's like being on a long distance
train journey except the motion is less jerky. The sway can be likened
to the feeling of when an airplane banks. Your ears even pop sometimes
(well, mine do).

afloat

2007-06-24T00:39:00.000+12:00

It's day three on board the Nathaniel B. Palmer. The sick I got a week
or so back still has some of its greazy clutches in my nose & lungs. I'm
slowing hacking it out. Life on board is short of high adventure, but
it's got enough interesting to make it worthwhile. It's easy sometimes
down in the spot where we work to forget it's a ship. It's not like a
dungeon, but it is somehow like an office. More like a lab, maybe.
Sometimes the world tilts a bit though and then you remember. Or you can
walk upstairs and go out on the weather deck (there's like 7 or 8 decks,
it's a pretty tall ship). Outside is cold and often wet, but the passing
scenery is stunning. Very fjordy around here. Incredible wash of color
from white topped peaks through dark bare rock through exquisite verdant
wooded bottom parts into the dark grey of the sea. I saw a whale spout
today while I was out on the deck but when I ran up to the bridge to
grab some binocs I wasn't able to find it again. And then no one
believed that I had seen one. Nothing but a whale makes that kind of
water spout that I know of though. Bill saw the spout too but the poor
bastard (whale not Bill) must have either drowned or swam _really_ far
away cuz we never saw him spout again. Work is slow right now and it's
hard because I'm new. I'm still familiarizing myself with everything and
I feel like I have to constantly be a burden on Bill & Jen by always
asking "what do I do now?" It's hard not knowing what sort of stuff is
supposed to get done. But I've got a couple things I've started on and
they've kept me busy most of today. My room is small. Like, really
small. But that's fine, because it's mine. I don't have any stuff to put
in it anyway. It's got two tiny bunks with low ceilings with curtains
that draw across them. They make a wonderful tiny cozy cubby to crawl
into. There's litte chance two would fit in one of them. I don't know
what couples do here. Or even if couples come here. The Captain's got
his wife here (a strange pair, subject of much quiet whispering), but
then that's the Captain. He's probably got a king sized bed. I get up
around 7 now, go downstairs for breakfast (food is what you'd expect:
bland, tan, fried for the most part), after brek, just down the hall is
work. Lunch is around 11:30. Dinner is around 5:30. Work is done
sometime after that. We're free to wander up the to deck during the day
though. I haven't felt whipped or neck-breathed-down or chained to my
chair, which has been nice. Today we passed a spot called the English
Narrows. They weren't kidding with the name. Twisty passage through even
more dramatic fjords than before. All tiny islands spotting the way.
Lighthouses on treacherous outcroppings. We passed one before that had a
small shrine on it (a virgin mary of some sort, I imagine. Our Lady of
the Don't Crash On The Rocks and Die or some such thing). The custom is
to throw money at it. I threw a 100 peso coin someone handed me. Bill
only got 10 pesos. Will my luck be better? Remains to be seen. Cap'n
tells us we're turning into open water in a bit: expect 30+ foot swell.
So clean up our shit and tie down stuff that'll rattle about. (By rattle
I mean come crashing down off the wall or table or whatever and break
either itself, other stuff, or other people).

found camera, part one

2007-02-14T11:27:00.000+13:00

I found a miniature keychain camera in skua the other day. It takes 20 pictures in the phonecam style. I like it.

evil fog tentacle

2007-01-29T15:07:00.000+13:00

evil fog tentacle, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

check it out: the fog monster is trying to eat mcmurdo!

The Girl in the box

2007-01-27T14:04:00.005+13:00

The Girl in the box, originally uploaded by kai smart.

My daily view

2007-01-27T14:04:00.004+13:00

My daily view, originally uploaded by kai smart.

Apocalypse Antarctica

2007-01-27T14:04:00.003+13:00

Apocalypse Antarctica, originally uploaded by kai smart.

flag island

2007-01-27T14:04:00.002+13:00

flag island, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

seal swimming about

2007-01-27T14:04:00.001+13:00

seal swimming about, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

open reflecty water

2007-01-27T14:04:00.000+13:00

open reflecty water, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

dj

2007-01-27T14:03:00.007+13:00

dj, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

deb schmidt

2007-01-27T14:03:00.006+13:00

deb schmidt, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

joolee

2007-01-27T14:03:00.005+13:00

joolee, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

mykle

2007-01-27T14:03:00.004+13:00

mykle, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

kris light

2007-01-27T14:03:00.003+13:00

kris light, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

ana bell

2007-01-27T14:03:00.002+13:00

ana bell, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

paul baker (salt shaker)

2007-01-27T14:03:00.001+13:00

paul baker (salt shaker), originally uploaded by noxious nick.

crashed constellation

2007-01-27T14:03:00.000+13:00

crashed constellation, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

test pattern

2006-12-22T17:01:00.000+13:00

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater!, originally uploaded by kai smart.

We have been temporarily experiencing lack of motivation. Please stand by. Meanwhile, here is a picture of Kai Smart in the trash.

whimper whimper

2006-12-01T16:16:00.000+13:00

Yesterday, a reporter and photographer from MSNBC arrived. No time was wasted before the complaining began.

Here are some bullet points from his article that really show how tough the Antarctic can be:

some of these shamelessly ripped off from Nicholas at bigdeadplace

The interior of the C-17 didn't "help establish a comfort zone"
The parka and boots felt like a "full-body straightjacket"
He had to go to a housing briefing upon arriving in McMurdo
His roommate snores

As Sandwich says, "Imagine that hellish trip PLUS making $377 a week, doomed to 5 months of service as a dishwasher scrubbing pots in a windowless room for 10 hours a day."

Sorry for the lack of updates. Things are at a pretty level point right now. There have been several unreported instances of shenanigans, one boondoggle that I photographed last year (albeit without the amazing group of friends I had along this time), and Thanksgiving, where I looked, if I do say so myself, good. Anyway, more to come later, hopefully.

tom waits medley

2006-11-13T13:34:00.000+13:00

tom waits medley, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

On Saturday night at the Freak Train event, our groups performs a medley of Tom Waits' Jesus Gonna Be Here with the theme to the television show The Jeffersons. Maybe sometime soon I'll have a video of the show.

the poetry of ludacris

2006-11-13T13:27:00.000+13:00

the poetry of ludacris, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

kris light performs the poetry of ludacris. with bass accompaniment by d.j. jennings.

ice

2006-11-07T08:48:00.001+13:00

ice, originally uploaded by noxious nick.

ninja kai says "fuck you" to antarctica

2006-11-07T08:48:00.000+13:00

ninja kai says "fuck you" to antarctica, originally uploaded by noxious nick.